sooo yesterday i cried like a little bitch baby. wasn't my finest moment, if you ask me.
and now i need a distraction, anything. got something for me ?
oh hon. i'm sure cece thought they were very manly cries.
well. it's mom's birthday next month and she wants a surprise party. which she is practically organising herself. it kinds of defeat the purpose but well. it's mom. work work work.
do you need anything? anything at all. tell me and it's yours. you know i'm here.
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very debatable, but i like the way you think.
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come on nowww, i want distraction & ur giving me news about the she-devil ? we both know you can do better than that.
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a whole fucking bottle of gin ? kidding. kinda. i know you're so fking busy, but if you could take care of olivia & luca for the afternoon, it would mean a lot. i have to deal with the cops, and cece is helping me with it all, i don't want to leave them with strangers, u know.
chicks dig sentimental men. everyone now that. plus cece saw you naked which is far more traumatic.
she's driving me nuts. and it's pretty boring on my side of the world. i may or may not have a date wt alexander skarsgard but it's no big deal.
i'm sober too so don't tempt me. and pleaaaase, anything to get away from my mom. even more if it's to have a moment with my favorite nephews.
just bring them to mine whenever you want. are you and cece ok? anything new?
traumatic. interesting word. i could tell you all about how cece likes to take full advantage of this traumatic body of mine but that would only make me horny and gross you out. wouldn't help any of us now, would it ?
it's not only you, she's driving everybody nuts. and as handsome as alexander skarsgard is, and since you're playing dumb with me, i'll cut right to the chase; what's happening with you and mason ?
is sobriety treating you as nicely as she did with me ? cause she's kind of a bitch. and thank you. so much, cam. sometimes i don't know what i'd do without you. (don't get too cocky tho). they're gonna be so, sooo happy.
i'm back at the penthouse, so that's new and she hasn't divorced my sorry ass yet. so things are going good, i guess.
no need to make me lose my lunch, indeed.
he's like a fricking sex god yes. is it weird if i say that i don't want to talk about it?
yeah. i'm starting to understand why moderation never was my friend. how the fuck do people deal with life without alcohool? like? four people quit last week. four!
and you'd be miserably married to pippa lourd from school with chlamydia and a very bad taste in friends. good thing you have me. and i'll be lost without you. i'll deny if you repeat it though. and i lie better than you. you always frown your nose.
good. i'm very glad for you.
hahahaha, sorry not sorry, u asked for it.
you don't have to talk about anything, just know that you can. with me. whenever. wherever. you're here for everybody, and i know i've been off lately but i'm back, and if you need someone for you too. i'm here, cam.
four ? i guessed five, fuck. i don't know how to get through this week without a drink, so my advice to you is; one day at a time. (you can kick me later for that, it sucks).
damn right you'd be lost without me, and pippa ?? really ?? wow, wait, did i or did i not date that girl ?
i know btw, olivia does the same thing when she lies.
thank you. and you had every right to be.
ass. ugh. when did you become such a cliche?
well. if you call deflowering her behind a bush dating then yes. you did.
and yes she does. but it's only cute on her.
i became a cliche the moment i pushed that waiter at the fucking charity gala in front of everyone. it's only downhill from there :) there's still time for you.
haha, shut up, you made me laugh like, out loud. okay, i'm getting the kids ready and then i'll bring them to you, see ya later cam.
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